June 2012
61 posts
“I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The...”
– Robert Pattinson on rumors about being cast as Finnick Odair (x)
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
the annoying skwid →
wowfunniestposts:
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT? →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
When people interrupt me while I'm reading →
wowfunniestposts:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
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