December 2011
102 posts
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A woman got wooden breast implants. It would be...
laughcentre:
WOODEN TIT
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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student:
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student:
me: whoops
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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averysagetchristmas:
what concert costs 45 cents
50 cent feat. nickelback